First of all, I think that referring to myself in the third person is gay. Not gay gay, just gay. But it seems like that's what you're supposed to do in a bio, so I will. Peter Spruyt (me) was born in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. His (my) father was doing public health work there, so Peter (I) had no choice in the matter. When he (I) was five, he (I) moved to Chapel Hill, North Carolina, where he (I) grew up. Eventually, after he (I) squandered some of the best years of his (my) life as a carpenter, mechanic, soccer coach and scalawag, he (I) made it out to Los Angeles, where he (I) began to pursue his (my) dreams of becoming a stand-up comic, actor, writer and scrabble player. He (I) is (am) getting pretty good at scrabble.
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