Scott Capurro was reared in Daly City, California; at age 3, he swam the English Channel; and since 1993, he’s told unsavory jokes in every English speaking country, so he’s surrounded by duplicity. Yet he keeps challenging himself, because he’s physically challenged and emotionally unavailable. Described by San Francisco Weekly (free press, run by lesbians and trannys with large hands) as “stand-up in the very best possible sense - deadpan, ever-alert and hilarious”, Scott has appeared in Mrs. Doubtfire, where, effortlessly, he played a homosexual; and Star Wars The Phantom Menace, where, breathlessly, he wore rubber.
Scott knows Jimmy Carter and Nelson Mandela. Well, he’s met Nelson once. They’re both vegetarians. Actually, Nelson is. Scott said he was, to impress Nelson. Jimmy eats anything.
Scott Capurro's Upcoming Shows