if i had been born 1500 years ago, i would have been a jester. i would have been beheaded. if i had been born a muslim woman, i would have been a slut. again, beheaded. if i had been born a jewish newspaper reporter assigned to cover fallujah, well you get the picture. it's a good thing i was born me. i love me. me is the best. i love doing stand-up comedy, and i love music, and i love my friends and family, and i love my life. word up to all my baby mamas. push out the jive, bring in the love.
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