“I decided to try dating on Farmersonly.com because it’s hard to meet someone special when you spend all day tending to your crops and tossing around bales of hay. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met a woman or two at the Saturday Night Harvest Hoedowns, but it’s seriously like the SAME two women every week, so I’d like to expand my horizons. Ultimately I’m just looking for someone I can come home to at the end of the day that’s not a pig or a cow, no pun intended…or is there? LOL.
Wait, you want my bio for WHICH website? Oh. Well, whatever, just leave it like that, no one’s gonna read it.”
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